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Rejectionnnnnnnnnnnnnn

2012-01-20T19:04:00.000-05:00

Rejected from UNC Chapel Hill today :O
But like I said on Facebook:

"Rejected from Chapel Hill; just thought I'd let you all know :) STILL, I'M FEELING GOOD AND THAT MAKES IT EASIER TO MAKE MY FINAL DECISION--nothing but optimism for the future here :D"

SO. MY FIRST COLLEGE REJECTION AND ALSO MY LAST COLLEGE REJECTION. (Unless I go for like...a Master's or a Doctorate, in which I hope I've worked hard enough as an Undergrad to NOT be rejected anywhere <.<)

So, the decision is between NC State and Elon.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I mean, I guess once I finish my FAFSA, I can see which one is most financially feasible.

But yeah, I'm in a strangely good mood.

But I have a Forensics competition tomorrow and I can't even memorize a page, let alone DO A DIFFERENT VOICE AND MOVE MY BODY.
Bah.

But yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm still in a weird good mood.

I'M OFFF TO PRACTICE FORENSICS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAST ERO AUDITION RESULTS

2012-01-17T12:22:00.000-05:00

Symphonic
4TH CHAIR? HWAT?

Well, we don't really know if I'm 4th chair, but two of the kids who are usually ahead of me and definitely have not graduated are not on the list; so technically I would've been 6th chair. (Unless they WERE on the list and I didn't get a good look at it, but I doubt it--they probably just didn't audition /debbiedowner)

BUT IN THE END, IT ALL DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE OF RESEATING.
But now I have to fight for this chair ._. BUT THAT'S OKAY, I'M READY TO BE...at least top 5? o.o EYE DEE KAY. I WILL PRACTICE MY ASS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

But yeah, here's what I believe my reaction was when Jessica and Josh told me I got 4th--

PHOTODUMP:

Inspiration

I used to think socks with sandals was disgusting...and now I wear them ._. AND THOSE ARE MELISSA'S FEET BEING ALL INTRUSIVE AND SHEE

THIS IS ME BEING ALL ATTRACTIVE AND SHEE

Katelyn drew my face--I was like DAYUMMMMMMMM, it looks like me.

My last CCYO concert written in my planner--I'm literally gonna DIE at Spring Festival.

And I thought this was funny...even though it SO doesn't apply to me, right?
RIGHT?!
AHAHAH, RIGHT?!
-sadface-

To 2012

2011-12-31T23:59:00.002-05:00

Dear 2012,

As the last minute of 2011 passes by, here's to you.

To the last year of high school...to graduation, to college, to new friends and new beginnings.

To unforgettable memories.

I'm so excited to grow old with you.

To you.

Happy New Year~
-Kenny Yi

New Year's Eve

2011-12-31T23:21:00.009-05:00

Had a New Year's Eve lunch with my family at Olive Garden today. 'Twas very enjoyable. I felt like I was about to blow up though; I ate so much. I like Olive Garden. /dork

-reminder to future self: currently listening to Adiemus; if you come across this post again, listen to this song and just BASK IN THE BEAUTY OF IT-

I just skimmed through my old posts and realized I have never blogged about going into a new year! (Or I might've skimmed badly and missed it. Who cares.)
*Also found upon skimming, I have 48 posts for the year 2011; 49 including this one. That's the most I've blogged in any year--winning?

Let's see, let's see.
Wayull. This is my last New Year's Eve as a Cumberland County student :( /unimportant

What does one talk about on New Year's Eve? Resolutions? Yes, Kenny. You speak of resolutions.

I'd like to go to college...and I guess that's already in the works :P I hope that my eventual final decision does not suck and I'm sure it won't. Is that even a resolution? ._.

I'd like to ~~lose weight~~ start working out. So supposedly the best way to burn fat is to lift weights or junk like that, and all I've done for the past few years is diet (which only makes you lose weight from your arms and look sickly). I tried jogging with and without Josh and it always turned out to be a failure. (Not necessarily because jogging doesn't work, but that I don't keep up with it and eventually stop.) I don't know, I've never really felt the ZEN of jogging. It's like, "God, why am I torturing myself? I hate this right now." Like Leslie Knope with salad. (Oh god, may this reference never become obscure.) Even with music in my ears, I feel paranoid that a car is going to hit me. So yeah, here's to getting a body that's worth looking at; "I work out!" (This reference can become obscure, it's not that important.)

What else, what else, what else?
I'm gonna google some common resolutions.

Oh, I just thought of one while the pages were loading.
Be confident in my homosexuality! Ra ra ah ah ah! I guess I'm still pretty quiet about it, but if anyone wants to call me a "faggot" then I'll stick my testicles in their mouth. (Not really. I'll probably just take it like a biznitch and cry myself to sleep.)
But yeah, when I get asked, "Are you gay?" I'm gonna be like, "Hell to the yes." (Not like it's any of your business anyways, unless you wanna do me <.<) But ALSO, I will not become absorbed in this. I am so much more than that and I am gonna take the world by the horns. (What does that even mean? Why would I take a bull by it's horns? Then it would bite me. What dumb slut came up with that? God. Maybe a hooker slut; one that liked to grab men's "horns". IDK. I'm using a lot of parentheses for this post. You know, I still get confused between quotation marks and parentheses? I used to call quotation marks parentheses in elementary school [and sometimes in middle school too!]. Oh snap, brackets in parentheses. Anyways, back to googling.)

Okay, a lot of health stuff is showing up. But I'm reading good tips!
-"Decide to stop eating when you're no longer hungry." Something I do is eat to the point that I'm full or even PAST full; actually, I pretty much just eat how much is put in front of me. So yeah, I'm gonna try to not overeat, which should work well...if I exercise tooo ._.
-"Make it a point to smile more and listen instead of just waiting to talk, or to pause and reflect before answering." I think I'm quite a talker. I need to listen more. And also, think about what I'm saying instead of trying to fill silences. Yeah. That should be good. I'm gonna make meeting strangers something a hell of a lot more enjoyable.

Oh, also--I'm sitting at home ALL ALONE for New Year's Eve. My mom is always reluctant to leave me at home by myself, but I told her that tonight she should go out and have fun with her friends. Even if she is home, I usually just shroud myself into my room and go on my computer /sad
And Kevin got a job! He's the Youth Director of Church of whateverthehell, but yeah, I'm really proud of him :P But yeah, he's there being introduced to the congregation for their special New Year's midnight service.
It's cool, I don't mind being alone. BUT, THIS DOES LEAD ME TO ANOTHER RESOLUTION.
Get out of the house more! Get off your computer! I have spent SO MUCH time at home on my computer this year, like oh my god. It's unhealthy. I need to socialize.

Did I mention I deactivated my Facebook?
I really am trying to get off the computer, haha. I activated it again after like three days, but I went on for like 10 minutes and then deactivated again. I'm really not missing much--I'll probably just reactivate it when people want to tag me in photos or I wanna upload a video or some junk. BUT HERE IS MY DEDICATION TO YOU, BLOGGER AND YOUTUBE.

After some more googling:
Oh good, here's an easy one: quit smoking! I don't even do that, so I'm on a roll! I guess a more sensical resolution would be like...don't smart smoking ._.

I guess that's all--let me scroll up and finalize this list.
-Decide on which college to go to!
-Focus on exercising while continuing watching what you eat!
-Be confident in being gay!
-Take the world by it's horns; kick the world's ass!
-Don't eat if you're not hungry anymore!
-Become better at conversations!
-Get off your computer and socialize!
-DON'T SMART SMOKING!

I think that's doable. (Like your mother. WINKAWINKA. Or should I say, your father. WINKAWINKA. Or should I say, BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. No, I really shouldn't say any of that. That's gross D:)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I don't want my last post of 2011 to just be a block of text. HOW BORING WOULD THAT BE, RIGHT? WHAT A SILLY GOOSE POST THAT WOULD BE. Let's see what pictures I have.

So how about on Christmas Eve, we went to a Chinese restaurant in Cary with our friend Mr. Ed and this is what my fortune cookie says:
NO WAIT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MY BROTHER'S SAID FIRST. His said something like "You will have a beautiful family and a beautiful life, blah blah blah." So I'm like "Oh dang, these are some optimistic-ass fortune cookies." WRONG.

Let me show you what I see when I open my fortune cookie:

Hold the HELL up, fortune cookie. First of all, why are you telling me to "Get over it." Get over what? The fact that a fortune cookie just told me to get over it? Second of all, why the hell are you telling me how to say it in Spanish? BITCH, I AM TAKING FRENCH.
SO ridiculous.

The other day, I was google imaging guys in suits, because:
1-I'm a creeper and I like to look at good looking guys in good looking suits.
2-I attempt to be fashionable and I hope to one day have a nice ass closet with some nice ass clothes in it.
Well, let me ~~tell~~ show you what came up.

Hot muscly guy. Being muscly in all his hotness.
HOWEVER, I am more than just a creeping creeper.
Look at this guy. How the hell did he tuck in that shirt with no backpuff? I try so hard to get my shirts to tuck in right, but I always have these awkward bags coming out from my waist. I even bought the right fitting shirts so that it would stop, and it doesn't. MOVING FURTHER DOWN.
Pants that fit well. I mean, I'm sure that comes along with being physically fit and all, but yeah, I would like it if my pants fit well like that one day.
AND FINALLY, THE SHOES. They curl up at the end. WHAT? How do they look so good?!
If I saw those in the store, I would definitely not have taken a second look. But now, I'm not gonna stereotype shoes. In fact, I have a dream that my two big feet will one day be in some shoes where they will not be judged by the strangeness of their design but by the cuteness of how they look on me.

Dang, I'm really outgaying myself. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER. IT'S A NEW YEAR AND I AM GONNA GAY IT UP IF I WANT TO. (I don't really think that counts as a reference to the Lesley Gore song, but I'm just letting you know that it was, in fact, a try.)

63 minutes to the new year. :)
What else, what else.

-many minutes later-

So I got these two pics off my phone:

And I made a lovely GIF of my family at our OG lunch :P

Well, I guess that's all; 40 minutes to a new year!
I can't wait to post post-2011. WORDPLAY.

My "Gay Icons"

2011-12-26T19:11:00.002-05:00

I aspire to be as funny as a female comedian.
I recently read Tina Fey's "Bossypants", Ellen DeGeneres' "Seriously...I'm Kidding", and Mindy Kaling's "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?".

And these women are just phenomenal. If I had to list my gay icons, it would just be a huge list of female comedians. And I'm pretty sure if I wasn't gay, I'd still want to be like them.

And I love how Mindy Kaling AND Tina Fey mention Amy Poehler in their books. Amy Poehler is like...just...UGH, SHE'S SO WONDERFUL.

Guys are funny too. If I could be as funny and wonderful as Will Ferrell and Steve Carell, then I would audition for every role EVER.

But yeah, even though female comedians stray from the "stereotypical gay icon" agenda, I would just like to say:
I will one day be as great as Beyonce.

-crossing my fingers-

Anyways, I rewatched The Hangover today. When it came out, people always talked about how funny it was, but I didn't think it was that funny; sooooo, I decided maybe a second viewing would change that.
Not really :( I mean, I love EVERY one of the guys, but I don't see why people thought it was THAT funny. (However, I am very glad that Ken Jeong is paving the way for future Korean comedians, and also for people named Ken; while not exactly my name, it is practically the same thing)

Which leads me to my next female comedian point:
Bridesmaids was marketed as the female version of The Hangover.
Umm, HWAT? (Yes, HWAT. As in, rhymes with cat.)
Bridesmaids is HYSTERICAL. Like, not even being biased here. (YES I'M BEING BIASED HERE, DID YOU NOT JUST READ THE FIRST HALF OF THE POST?)
Just, UGH. I LOVE BRIDESMAIDS. AND I LOVE FEMALE COMEDIANS.

I'm gonna play some Wii Sports because I have gained muchos poundos over these past few weeks.
LOOKING FORWARD TO 2012, AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

I Love Everyone At This Moment

2011-12-25T00:04:00.002-05:00

My 18th Christmas.
I just realized that the few who are born before December 25th have one more Christmas than their age. REVELATION.

Anyways, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to no one (that's me!) and at this moment, I honestly love everyone. Now I will go to sleep and return to my hating ways, even if it still Christmas.

Late At Night~

2011-12-23T23:44:00.001-05:00

So I'm heading to the bathroom about to cook dinner
^Did you catch that? Just making sure you're paying attention. ANYWAYS.

I was heading to the bathroom to do my business when all of a sudden, my loud ass neighbors and their loud ass kids decide that right now (11:30 PM?) would be a great idea to make some loud ass noise.

Now, normally these kids are loud asses during the daytime, so this was OUT OF THE NORM
WAYULL.

All of a sudden I hear:
Female: FIND SOME PLACE TO THROW UP!
-kids continue being loud-

And THEN there are these nasty ass grunt heaves from this nasty ass man voice.

Oh my goodness, Mr. and Mrs. Whatever-the-hell? Can you please throw up inside your own damn house?

And you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell it HOME HOME HOME toilet.
Seriously. It's 11:30 PM. Let's be a little more classy.

OH, AND TELL YOUR KIDS TO GO THE POOP TO SLEEP

And by posting this useless post, I have surpassed my bedtime of 3:30 PM by 8 hours.
Good night, no one. (Get it? Because no one reads my blog except me. So in a sense, I'm wishing myself a good night. God, I love myself. I'm gonna marry me, just like Carrie Bradshaw did in that one Sex and the City episode or just like Sue Sylvester did in that one Glee episode.)

OKAY, NOW GOOD NIGHT.

Edit: Oh, also. Someone on Facebook just posted something about people who spend a lot of time on Facebook should get a life.

Umm, pot calling the kettle a pot much? (That's not the saying. I messed it up. I'm gonna go throw up in my yard now.)

Sitting Here

2011-12-21T23:05:00.001-05:00

Sitting on the couch staring at my Elon Fellows application.
Realizing how underwhelming of an applicant I am.

-sigh-

My SAT scores are below their recommended/required bar and I'm still applying.

UGH.
I just feel so stupid when I do these things.
BLOOBYBLAHBY.
I mean, here's the essay for the Communications Fellows program:
What experiences have you had or what special characteristics do you have that will distinguish you from your peers in the School of Communications? What do you plan to accomplish in college to prepare yourself for a career in communications? Include in your essay a discussion of how the media will change in upcoming years and how you will prepare yourself for these changes.

Oh my god--I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M MAJORING IN COMMUNICATIONS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COMMUNICATIONS IS.
I JUST WANT TO WORK FOR NBC.
I WILL BE THEIR JANITOR IF THAT MEANS I GET TO WORK IN THE SAME STUDIO AS TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER.

I wonder if some kids have been DREAMING of being communications majors their whole lives and they have, like, buttloads of experience and whatnot.
Because I BET THERE ARE KIDS LIKE THAT.

Oy, I guess I'll just work on the applications s'more tomorrow.

In other news; Kevin got an iPhone 4S today. I used it more than he did.
Sooooooooooooo, my whole family is planning on getting the iPhone 4S now. I'm pooping excited.
AND THAT DAY WILL BE FEBRUARY 16TH.
And then my mom said she'll be getting me my EVER-SO-DESIRED 128 SSD MacBook Pro somewhere around March. I'ma be APPLED UP FORREALZ.

Oh my god, I just looked at my Photobucket to see what pictures I had to put on my blog.

First of all:

And:

I mean, sure this roof tile is a whole lot of nonsense...but you know what? THAT'S WHAT I AM. And if I don't get into this Fellows program, or UNC, or any other program, that's fine, right? Because I'm still beautiful. And vajayjay.

Winning

2011-12-20T00:27:00.002-05:00

Accepted to East Carolina
Accepted to NC State
Accepted to Elon (as of 23 minutes ago :D)

Waiting on Chapel Hill.
TBH, I'm not really confident about UNC, but all of these colleges appear equal to me since I don't really know what I'm gonna do.

Either way, I'm kicking this whole college acceptance thing's butt right now. Even if UNC rejected me, that's 3 out of 4. Booyaka :)

Note to Self

2011-12-14T22:16:00.000-05:00

After all, what better place to look for inspiration than my very own blog :p

Strive to be a better person; defend those you care for, love everyone, smile and laugh at silly things, cry at cheesy things--live in happiness.

Yeah, I'm lying in bed feeling pretty corny right now. But corn is delicious, so suck on that, LIFE c:

Asia Club Secret Santa

2011-12-13T16:13:00.002-05:00

Mary's wonderful gifts C:

Me attempting real cuteness. (And I really love this sweater)

NUH.

2011-12-10T09:18:00.001-05:00

3 out of 4 orchdork performances done for the week!
-CCYO concert went well; during Reflexions, I didn't play one measure...I didn't even get lost, I just looked at it and then I was like, "Oh, that's right--I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE MUSIC IN FRONT OF ME."
-Concert+Concert Extended orchestra concert on Thursday; MY FIRST (and last) CONCERT MASTER EXPERIENCE. Played a solo for Yuletide Season, went better than it did in rehearsal--played much better than I did in rehearsal in general c: But yeah, NEVER AGAIN.
-Last Governor's Mansion performance; the large audience and roaring applause was almost frightening except it really wasn't. Anyways, I ate 3 slices of cake at Golden Corral and had a stomachache last night. Good times c:

And today--FSO/CCYO joint performance. Intimidated? YES. Bolero? NO.

Stephen had his makeup done on the bus TO Governor's Mansion. He managed to scrub that junk off though.

By the way, these freshmen are vicious. They are constantly taking each other's stuff and I'm like "ohno." and "ohdear." and "ohskorichcomehelpthesepoorlostchildren." and "amazinggrace."

OH MY GOD THE OFFICE WAS SO FUNNY
I WATCHED IT ON HULU LAST NIGHT AND I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
AHAHAHAHA

Class Clown

2011-12-05T21:33:00.000-05:00

I was voted Class Clown today.
...
IDK :P I mean, I guess there are good and bad connotations with the title.
I'm 50/50. I feel like it's someone who distracts the class and doesn't really do their work, but then I also feel like it's someone who keeps the mood of the class upbeat and positive.

-sigh-
WHATEVER WHO CARES
JUST SMILE AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT KENNY

Watched Jim And Pam's Wedding Again

2011-12-04T08:35:00.001-05:00

I cried
like every other time I watched it

THE OFFICE IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

122

2011-11-28T21:43:00.000-05:00

I can taste Christmas.

AND IT WILL PASS BEFORE MY EYES BEFORE WE EVEN HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAY HELLO.

Goodness--

2011-11-27T21:59:00.003-05:00

I didn't even blog about the rest of All-County!

Let me see what I can remember.

The day started off in NOT sectionals. Which was strange. I was looking forward to sharing a room with a bunch of non-violist strangers. But that's cool, I didn't wanna meet any of those buttheads anyways LOLJK

The clinician continued with her nonstop "and 1 and 2 and now let me tell my life story about how hard it is to be a boring clinician" OH MY GOODNESS JUST LET US PLAY.
She wasn't THAT bad though.
Everytime the clinician picked up Jasmine's violin, she played it really well. (But Mr. Skorich told me she played out of tune all the time. I must be deaf D:)
Oh, and she's a Violist. It seems like a lot of my clinicians have been Violists. RESPECT.

Then Mr. Skorich pulled Josh, Jasmine, and I out after the rehearsal.
He tells us that we all tied for first chair and were arranged alphabetically. He told me this before, but I wasn't absolutely sure if he was just lying to me to make me feel better.
BOOYAKA. I'M NOT BELOW THE VIOLINISTS. I AM AT LEAST EQUAL. To be honest, I was slightly disappointed when I had found out I had made 3rd chair. It was awesome to make it that high, but I have been playing for...8 years (ew, that long?) now. I could've cared less if I actually SAT first chair--it was cool just tying. So let's just say my first (and hopefully last) violin audition went SWELL.

And then we went to Pizza Hut and ordered pizza and it came just on time.
WAIT. NO, IT DIDN'T. IT TOOK THE WHOLE LUNCH PERIOD WE WERE GIVEN AND WE ATE GREASY PIZZAS ON THE BUS. It was still fun, I just prefer eating on tables. And the waiter guy, JOSH, was pretty cool. I'm thirty.

Overall, the clinic wasn't really...lifechanging. It was no "Featherer". My musical swash...was simply not buckled.
And that's two uninspiring clinicians in a row D: The Honors conductor was just...so boring. Boring and asian. I, AND MY FELLOW ASIANITES, MUST BREAK THIS STEREOTYPE THAT ASIANS DO NOT HAVE PERSONALITY. WE MUST.

But still, the MEMORIES OF ALL COUNTY '11 WILL LIVE ON IN MY MIND. It was nice meeting new people and great hanging out with old ones.

Ack. I'm gonna miss high school so much.

Post One-Two-Oh

2011-11-18T22:43:00.000-05:00

Had day one of All-County today. Playing Violin is gross. JUST SAYING.

In other news: Honors pictures from stalking Adriana's twitter and getting one picture off my phone.

LOOOL I KNEW SHE WAS TWEETING WHAT I SAID BUT I SOUND RIDIC

Every year, we are in that warm-up room for about two years too long.
BUT I'M NEVER GONNA GET TO GO BACK :(
But that's life--"The gift was ours to borrow", right? :)

OH GERSHWIN. I KNOW THE REAL REASON YOU TIED TWO WHOLE NOTES TOGETHER.

So for Honors, I tried something different by making a video instead of taking the most random snapshots. BUT THEN I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T TAKE ENOUGH PICTURES. So I'm going to try to find a healthy medium at ERO.

Honors Video

2011-11-16T22:49:00.001-05:00

WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO FUNNY TO ME

Some Housekeeping

2011-11-16T20:00:00.000-05:00

THREE HONORS PICTURES STOLEN FROM SUQI.

^Is it really dorky that I think my "to the future" smile is really cool?

ANYWAYS. HONORS VIDEO IN THE NEXT POST.

My Final Honors Weekend

2011-11-10T21:56:00.002-05:00

It shall officially begin @ 1PM tomorrow~
Excited, but definitely mixed feelings :)

EITHER WAY, HERE'S TO A FUN WEEKEND WITH A BUNCH OF INTIMIDATING TALENTED KIDS.
Activate Team HaminBenAdrianaCatherineSusanKenny!

Horse Story

2011-10-27T21:42:00.002-04:00

Humanities Project
Unattainable Love

One of the many fond memories I will have of senior year :)

Lyrics:
I am a man and you are a horse and
You are three girls and I don't like you, go away
Ireallymeanitgoaway

Now I'm still a man and you're still a horse and
You're still three girls and I still don't like you, go away
Seriously, right now

I am a prince and you're a horsey princess
And your owner said, "Don't you touch my princess horse"
And I was crying in the stable trying to feed you apples
And I said

Virginia, let me take you somewhere I can marry you
It might be illegal but I still wanna do it
I'll be the prince and you'll be the princess
Please don't say, "NEIGH", just say, "YES"

So we sneak out to the castle to watch you
We're low class commoners so we can't have you, so we sob
And watch you all night long

'Cause you were Prince Heinie, we were lowly peasants
And your daddy said, "Don't you touch my tender Heinie"
But you were everything to us, we were standing outside your window
And creeping

Heinie, please take us somewhere you can marry us
It might be illegal but we still wanna do it
You'll be the prince and we'll be the princesses
Please don't hate us, baby just say, "Yes"

Heinie, please save us, we might not have four legs
But we each have two, together we have six legs
Trust is six is better than four legs
It's a love story, at least it is in our heads

I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR ME
I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR ME
I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR ME
'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU NEAR ME
And we said

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We all want love, but it's unattainable
He wants a horse and we want our Heinie
We talked to the king and I talked to the owner
Not a happy ending, NO OFFENSE INTENDED

'Cause I am a man and you are a horsey
AND WE ARE THREE GIRLS

What A FANTASTIC Week

2011-10-15T22:12:00.009-04:00

Like, not even being sarcastic.
So, I got back a couple of hours ago from our very own (and my second and last) Pamela Waldher FTS Competition. And it was SO. MUCH. FUN. Except, I hated it. Just kidding, it actually was really fun. I've totally only done Forensics for a few weeks, but I love the whole team so much. Awww :( WHAT A SAD SENIOR YEAR THIS IS GOING TO BE.

Speaking of sad senior year, I was texting Lauren and she had told me that she had generally decided what she wanted to do for the rest of her life. And for some reason, I was just like..."Oh my god. This is it. We're growing up." And I just could NOT stop tearing up. But this wasn't out of nowhere though--let me get to the rest of the story.

So I got some news on Wednesday. I get home from helping with setting up for Pamela Waldher and in the mail is a letter from Elon and ECU. I open up the Elon letter first and it's just saying to keep up with my applications status online. Blahblahblah.

And then, I open up the ECU letter.
I. was. freaking. accepted.
HOLY. FREAKING. CRAP.
I scanned a piece of the letter:

I was sofa king excited. Not like...loud excited. (But I did scream. Duh.) But I got accepted to college--13 years of school and I achieved what I was going for. College. Accepted to college.
Now, I'm not saying I'm going to ECU (because I'm still not sure where I wanna go), but if EVERYWHERE ELSE REJECTED ME, I WOULD STILL BE GOING TO COLLEGE. SUCK ON THEM APPLES.

But yeah, that's why everything is going to make me super emotional the rest of the year. Especially graduation. God, just thinking of graduation makes my eyes leak.

Oh, and that's not the only good news.
So I started playing Violin this semester and I was gonna audition for All County on Viola like usual. But then Mr. Skorich was like "You should audition on Violin"
and I was like "WHAT?! VIOLA IS MY LIFE."
But then I auditioned on Violin.
Soooo my goal was only to make the 1st Violin section, which I was pretty nervous about because, though I hate to say it, competition in the Violins is definitely a bit tougher than the Violas. (Not to say that these Violists couldn't totally kick the Violinists butts, which they totally can, because I can vouch for them. As if my opinion matters. I digress.)
But I GOT 3RD CHAIR. RA RA AH AH AH, RIGHT?
I was sofa king excited. I mean, sure it's not 1ST chair, but that was taken by two beasty TSHS violinists so it's cool. I'm just happy to be in the first violins. But ew, I'm gonna be on the edge of the stage and it is gonna be awkward to stand every time the audience claps. I'm gonna be making serious stank face at the audience.

Oh yeah, speaking of chairs. I auditioned for CCYO a long time ago and I got first chair again. My last CCYO audition :(

But we're freaking doing reseating Monday and I'm feeling major pressure from my SECOND CHAIR OPPONENT JOSE and my THIRD CHAIR OPPONENT ADRIANA. I don't know about the rest of them, but they could do some kind of freaky deaky turn around too.

"But Kenny, there can't POSSIBLY be more good news?"
You're right. There's no more.

EXCEPT THERE'S ONE MORE THING.
I was in the motherfathering NEWSPAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Yeah, because I got chosen for Honors Orchestra. Um, what? I've been chosen for Honors since 10th grade and I just now get an interview? Psh, I should be on motherfathering TV. LOLJAYKAY, THOSE WHO ARE NOT HUMBLE DO NOT RECEIVE SUCCESS.

Soooo, here's the picture that is paired with the article:

(IN THE NEWSPAPER, THE PICTURE WAS SO GRAINY THAT I HAD THE DROOPY EYE EFFECT AND A CREEPER SMILE AND A RECEDING HAIRLINE AND UGH. JUST A WHOLE LOT OF RIDICULOUSNESS.)

And here's the article (copied from the online Fayetteville Observer):

Teen intro: Kenny Yi of Terry Sanford High School

Age: 17

Parent: Mira Yi [Hells yes, just my mom, and love her to death :)]

Activities and accomplishments:
Kenny belongs to the Key Club and Asia Club at his high school. He has played the viola in the state Honors Orchestra program sponsored by the North Carolina Music Educators Association. [AHAHA, IT SEEMS LIKE I'VE DONE NOTHING.]

How long have you been playing the viola?
I've been playing since fifth grade. [YEPYEPYEP.]

How did you get started?
Cumberland County has this program where teachers stop by every elementary school and try to recruit kids to start playing instruments, and my brother started playing cello. But I wanted to play something different from him. [Yeah, it makes it sound like my brother started at the same time, but he's definitely 4 years older than me, haha]

I didn't want to play violin because it was screechy, and I picked viola out of nowhere. It just sort of turned into something that I really like to do. [UMMM, IRONIC.]

What do you like about playing the viola?
My friend actually did this interview last year, and I was reading it, and she got asked the same question. She had said, "It's not too low like the cello, and it's not too high like the violin. It's just in between." [AHAHAHA QUOTED ADRIANA]

And you'd agree with that?
Yeah, to some respect.

Do you want to be a professional musician?
I've been thinking about this because it is my senior year and I'm applying to college. I did some research on the major and found a lot of people who major in music performance are often unemployed, and that was unassuring. [So THAT came out really pessimistic and Ms. Fix yelled at me because unassuring is not a word. :( But just to clarify, if I could, I would totally love to teach music to some nonbratty kids one day.]

I just don't know what I'm going to do in college but I think I'm going to continue playing viola. If not as a major, then I'll just continue playing it just for fun. [That's the truth :)]

What are you looking forward to for your last year in high school?
I want to get as much out of this year as I can. [teartear]

What's your favorite movie?
"Wet Hot American Summer" [AHAHAHA, EVERYONE WAS READING THIS AT SCHOOL AND WAS LIKE "um wtf is that a porno"]

Favorite TV show?
"The Office" [YESSSSSS.]

Who is a musician you admire?
I think Beyoncé is cool. [ahaha i'm such a dork but beyonce is the shiiihihihihihihih]

-Amneris Solano [Thank you very much for the interview, ma'am--it was an HONOR. :)]

And on a last note:

I made this video for Hana's Asia Club election. Though she lost and stinkyLinda and stinkyJoel became president, she is still president in some of our hearts, haha. And plus, making the video was a LOT of fun.

I feel like I haven't posted in such a long time, but this post totally makes up for it. BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm A Really Good Actor

2011-09-17T17:43:00.003-04:00

Girl scout's honor

Facebook Backup...AGAIN

2011-09-06T20:15:00.002-04:00

PROJECT ORCHESTRA FOR THE 66TH ANNIVERSARY OF KOREA'S LIBERATION DAY
that's a mouthful forreal

and my sweet ex-stand partner, organ, sent me this. yem, she is so sweet.

and NOW for the facebook VIDEOSSSSSSS

Chocopie And I Singing Opera

dear lord,
may my voice always be able to go this high

Hana And I Performing At Asia Night '09

i seriously love this video. i'm so glad grace had it on facebook. it reminds me of SUCH HAPPY TIMES.

Adrienne Is Stupid

yeah, i call her stupid in this video. kewl beenz.

I'm So Horny

so me, meli, and stephanie went to see glee 3d and the theater was empty
soooo...what else was i supposed to do--NOT scream i'm so horny? pfft.

Linda Plays Chubby Bunny By Herself

And that game is a choking hazard.

GOOD TIMES AT GSW (AKA Viva La Vida)

Yes, Xilin messes up at the beginning. Yes, it cuts out Adriana's solo. But Brandon and I sounded FANTASTIC.
Lol, butsrsly, if it had the rest of the video, it would show how Ana and Xilin beasted it. STILL, I'M SO GLAD IT WAS RECORDED. I LOVE THIS, THIS ALSO REMINDS ME OF SUCH HAPPY TIMES.

Senior Year In Twoooo Days

2011-08-23T08:54:00.000-04:00

I woke up this morning and took a picture because I thought I looked SOOO GOOD. just kidding, i looked mediocre. but i haven't updated in forEVS.

i took that picture shirtless, but no one's seeing my moobs until they're not moobs anymore. :)

SENIOR YEAR IN TWOO DAYS. RA RA AH AH AH.

I Like Making Videos

2011-08-06T13:55:00.002-04:00

IT'S SO MUCH FUN

Govvy School Letter--Area III

2011-07-29T15:06:00.002-04:00

So last year in Area III, we wrote ourselves letters to the future that we would receive a year from Govvy School.

And mine came in the mail today.
-sigh-

I had pretty nice handwriting for someone who only practiced viola last summer--I mean, SERIOUSLY, LOOK HOW NEATLY THE ADDRESS WAS WRITTEN. snaps for kenny

So this is what I saw when I pulled the letter out. And in the corner, where it says Liz HEARTS you, I was seriously already dying. I knew the letter was gonna make me sad.

OH, BUT IT GETS BETTER.

So, basically my whole letter was a list. It started with memories I didn't want to forget, followed by how that day was...

....and then I asked myself--"I wonder if..."

*misspelled accomplished

Yeah, the letter definitely made me sad.

Govvy School--LOVEY school.

A Mini Post

2011-07-29T15:01:00.001-04:00

just making this one real quick because i want to make another one right after this one about something HEARTWRENCHING.

The more I walk around my house, the more I notice these "young me" pictures :P

I always get baddd bedhead if I shower the night before but sometimes I like the way it turns out. I don't really like how this one turned out. But I also really liked how it turned out.

seafood diet, see food and eat it
SEAFOOD PASTAAAA

Now onto a more heartbreaking post :(

Another Video--LAAAME

2011-07-26T14:01:00.000-04:00

And I quote my Facebook status:
"Those who haven't subscribed yet--watch this kneeslapper. Those who have subscribed--be prepared to unsubscribe."

AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.

man i want some hardees but the only car that's home is my brother's and it is humongous and that gives me the heebie jeebies because the lanes on yadkin are sofa king small and i am gonna sideswipe every car on the planet.

two pictures i had sitting in my photobucket album

AHH, I WANT MY LAPTOP TO BE FIXED...OR A NEW ONE :)))
BYE NOW

Il est long.

2011-07-08T21:03:00.004-04:00

Il est long, indeed. (This post, I mean...not my penaynay :D)

Post-school concert/awards ceremony. I had driven to school by myself and come home and my mom was like "OH KENNY LOOK AT ALL THESE AWARDS I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE COME LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF YOU"
so of course, I did an awkward wink and a holding the award backwards and not facing the camera. X_x

I made falafel and it turned out looking like mini poopies.
They were good, but I'll just wait until I live in a big city where I can just pick some up off of an unsanitary cart in the street.

Chocopie worship.

I bought some shoes that were super comfortable and my mom said they make me look homeless and people will throw change at me.

I still think they're cute. AND SUPER COMFORTABLE GRAH SO COMFORTABLE
Maybe one day, I'll be that old man wearing crocs. :/

SOOO, YESTERDAY AND TODAY MY FAMILY WENT ON A FRIEND'S BOAT AND VISITED NEW BERN.
And we saw a lot of fun stuff :o

So, in Elementary school, the AG program kids had to pick a brand that started in North Carolina--now, I definitely am a fan of Coca Cola over Pepsi and I've argued with my brother over this a billion times, but it was an easy project and though I am not...mouthily (???) connected with Pepsi, I am MENTALLY connected with Pepsi. So yeah, it was cool to see where Pepsi started.

We went to a NC history museum and there was this "sign-post design" game and my brother and I made this nonsensical sign.

I was dying in the middle of the museum when we just put a skeleton as the logo of our store. It was so funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

We went to some restaurant that served bowls and plates of salt to my brother (that's a metaphor, 5 literary points for Kenny) but then we had dessert.

Usually, we don't get dessert, but I was definitely feeling careless about my diet/exercise for this mini-cation because I wanted to eat uppppp. And even though most restaurants offer the HOTBROWNIE/COLDICECREAM combination, I never get tired of eating the brownie too fast and burning my tongue and then soothing it with the ice cream.

So we were gonna sleep on the boat, but then there was a whole hot messery issue with it so we quickly got a hotel room nearby and then there were

HOSPITALITY MINTSSSS
or, should I say--hospitality mint. One single mint. One single papier mache mint. It was SOOO GOOD.

Also, the only hotel room left was a double room so my mom slept in the other room and my brother and I slept in another room--AND IT WAS SO COMFY. I think my ideal vacation would just be getting a hotel room and screaming and dancing and singing and touching myself and showering and jumping in it.

Now I'm gonna tell you a story with a SECRET in it. JUST FOR YOU READERS. (Which is like, what, 5 people? haha)
So anyways, we were flipping through channels late at night and Showtime was playing some gay porn thing and I quickly flipped channels and Kevin was like "GO BACK TO THE DOG TRAINING THING" and I was like "Um, Kevin, if I flip back we're definitely gonna have to view some gay porn to get there" and he was like "no, there's not any" so I had to flip back and PROVE IT and then he was like "oh okay kenny, you're right, you're the best, you're my idol" except he didn't say any of that

So what is this secret for my readers? (watch this, this is an excellent segue guys)
I'm gay.
Lool, I mean, I'm sure people would be like "Kenny, that's not a secret" but every time someone asked (which was like...ALWAYS) I'd always be like "Uh, no :(" but I promised myself that once I told Linda (WHICH I DID ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL) that I would gather the courage to start telling people* (*people that mattered, which I'm pretty sure that anybody who reads my blog matters, haha)
So yeah, I don't know if I'm just on some food high or if I just feel like getting it off my chest, but THERE'S MY SECRET :) MOVING ON, I'LL TALK MORE ABOUT IT LATERRR

There was a "famous last words" book at the museum and I randomly flipped open to this page. :)

So there was this electronic guestbook at the museum that you could sign, so I signed it twice so it would say this:

Hehehe

AND THEN ON THE WAY HOME TODAY, WE WENT TO THE OUTLET MALL and I got a pair of shorts and a shirt AND THEN WE WENT TO CRACKER BARREL and the menu said this

Lol, such a random post
THANKS FOR READINGGGGGGG

I'm Videoblogging Again!

2011-06-20T21:14:00.001-04:00

Not really that interesting :P OH WELL

Rejectionnnn

2011-06-20T06:19:00.002-04:00

What a terrible way to wake up :P

Butttt, I'm glad I auditioned. It was a good experience :)
Yeah, it still stinks, but I'LL GET OVER IT.

OH DEAR GOD, THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE REJECTION IS GOING TO FEEL LIKE

Either way, I've got to MOOOOOVE ON...

To the treadmill for exercise!
Since I didn't practice hard enough for FSO, I shall work hard enough to lose (some of--I ain't no crazy genie) my body fat before summer's over. RA RA AH AH AH~

Random Assortment of SWEETS

2011-06-19T21:25:00.001-04:00

Prettay prettay snow

HAYDRIANA.
After the March CCYO concert, picture ambush by my madre

SOFA KING CUTEEEEEEEEE
I think I have at least 1000 pictures of Chocopie on this blog now, haha

Linda and I went to McDonald's after they were remodeled and she noticed that they asked for your name like Starbucks does, so I was like OOH LET'S MAKE FAKE NAMES. She looks around and notices that there is a McFlurry called the Rolo McFlurry so she decides to be Rolo. And I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

So she goes first, and the lady asks her name and she's like "Oh, it's Rolo."
AND THEN I DIE LAUGHING
AHAHAHA OH GOD IT WAS SO FUNNY

And then when I order, I was just like "Yeah, it's Kenny."
CAUSE LINDA IS A FREAK, AHAHAHA

OH MY GOD 6TH GRADE YEARBOOK
Everyone's heads used to be so small...except mine

BYE NOW

My Favorite SNL Skits

2011-06-17T18:57:00.039-04:00

Since SNL is on Netflix, I'm gonna watch EVERY SEASON :D (or most of it X_x) /nolife

but i still loveeee MADtv.

Anti-War Rally (Season 28/Episode 11)
No video :(

Debbie Downer (Season 29/Episode 18)

Debbie Downer: Birthday Party (Season 30/Episode 1)

My Testicles (Season 31/Episode 17)

SNL Digital Short: Peyote (Season 31/Episode 18)

The Falconer: Time Travel (Season 31/Episode 19)
No video :(

National Anthem (Season 32/Episode 4)

Bossa Nova (Season 32/Episode 5)

Bronx Beat (Season 32/Episode 10)

SNL Digital Short: Body Fuzion (Season 32/Episode 12)

Locker Room Motivation (Season 32/Episode 16)
No video :(

Shia And Maya (Season 32/Episode 17)

Whitney Houston (Season 32/Episode 20)

MacGruber: Father And Son (Season 33/Episode 11)

Update: Judy Grimes (Season 34/Episode 3)

Update: Celebrity Blogger (Season 34/Episode 21)

Russian Brides (Season 35/Episode 1)

SNL Digital Short: On The Ground (Season 35/Episode 2)

Court TV Show (Season 35/Episode 2)

MacGruber (Season 35/Episode 11)

Ski Retreat (Season 35/Episode 11)

Update: Garth And Kat (Season 35/Episode 14)

Pageant Talk (Season 35/Episode 16)

Gingey (Season 35/Episode 21)

Census (Season 35/Episode 21)

Update: Garth And Kat (Season 35/Episode 22)

Wedding Venue (Season 36/Episode 1)

Showtime (Season 36/Episode 1)

Actor II Actor (Season 36/Episode 1)

The Miley Cyrus Show (Season 36/Episode 2)

Shanna: Basketball Game (Season 36/Episode 2)

Christine O'Donnell Ad (Season 36/Episode 3)

Secret Word Game Show (Season 36/Episode 3)

Dream Home Extreme (Season 36/Episode 4)

SNL Digital Short: I Broke My Arm (Season 36/Episode 4)

Weekend Update: Jimmy McMillan (Season 36/Episode 4)

Stars Of Tomorrow (Season 36/Episode 6)

Miley Cyrus Show (Season 36/Episode 10)

Disney Channel Acting School (Season 36/Episode 16)

Corn Syrup Commercial (Season 36/Episode 17)

All My Children Wrap Party (Season 37/Episode 1)

Red Flag (Season 37/Episode 1)

Taste Test (Season 37/Episode 2)

Lifetime Game Show (Season 37/Episode 4)

Miley Cyrus Show (Season 37/Episode 8)

Women Of SNL (SNL Special)

Señor Kenny (Get it? It's funny because it's Spanish. /lame)

2011-06-09T19:56:00.002-04:00

Oh dear. :/
So, graduation was today.
And I just realized I'm a senior.
Ohhhhhhhh dear oh dear.

Retiring this picture from the layout :O Byebyebye.

So the other day, I decided to cam-whore in the bathroom.
And I started to like it...But in the end, I decided that I only liked these two pictures.

Looking mighty "CHEEKY" there Kenny? (AHAHAHA, IT'S PUNNY)

And how CUTE is this picture?
Not to toot my own horn, but if people always saw me from this angle without my glasses and with my hair laid perfectly across my face, I think more people would be attracted to me.

Unfortunately:

(I just steal images off of people's tumblrs now. But Blogger still kicks tumblr's butt.)

But whatever. No matter what happens, I just want to remind myself that at THAT MOMENT, I LOOKED CUTE. DID YOU GET THAT KENNY? YOU WERE CUTE FOR A SECOND OR TWO.

/back to the original topic
so next year will be fun when I get bullied by the incoming freshmen, haha
BYE NOW

Good Old 101?

2011-06-02T19:51:00.002-04:00

Soo, I didn't realize my last post was my 100th post on Blogger.
Oh lordy lordy lordy. And this is number 101...and I have nothing significant to post. Oh well :)))))))))))

These are a few pictures of me from middle-ish school :o

Yeah, I was pretty cool~

This is me in class...

It looks like I'm being a perv, but that's how I wipe my eyes when I yawn :(

More Bieber disfiguration

I INTERVIEW DIYA

DIYA INTERVIEWS ME

(mongolian throat singing/overtone singing @ 3:37 lololol)

Me sunburned at the surprise partay licking a lollipop and looking a hot mess

OH MY GOD MY SCHOOL HAS SO MANY TALENTED SINGERS I WISH I COULD SING LIKE THEM
THIS CONCERT ALMOST MADE ME CRY LIKE A BILLION TIMES
and i definitely missed the gsw chorus a lot after watching this concert :P

...And that was an unrelated picture...let's just say it commemorates my 101st post, and symbolizes hope for the next 101 posts! :DDDD

I Had A Life Over Spring Break

2011-05-05T21:32:00.002-04:00

soihungoutwithmelissaandfeboatthemallcarnivalontuesday
andthenihungoutwithmelissathatnightsinginganddancingandbreakingglasses
andtheniDROVETOPANERAtomeetlinadforbreakfastonwednesday
andthenwepickedupmelissaandwenttowatcharthur

And then Friday, I started volunteering at the Dogwood Festival..............WHICH WAS HOT AND FUN AND SCARY AND FUN AND HOT.

Friday was hanging up and signs and WHATEVER.
And Saturday was watching a parking lot and WHATEVER.
But we found the library, which had these awesome seats. And also, these kids were on their skateboards and I caught one of them falling. AHAHA, I LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE IT

But then came Sunday. Sunday was quite eventful.
In the morning, we (as in Amber and I) got dropped off early and walked around and blahdyblahdy. So after walking around from CVS to Rite-Aid, we picked up a few snacks and headed towards the library. (Which we later learned was closed, UGH)

And this old homeless guy is just like, "Hey, can I have a drink?"
And we said "No, sorry." And as we walked away, he just kept talking but he didn't follow us or whatever--at least we didn't THINK HE DID.

5 minutes down the road, he appears out of nowhere and is like heykidsgivemethatbag and he like, snatches mine but Amber's like stepping back and being mega brave. He threatens to throw us over the bridge right next to us and send us to hell.
So YEAH, HE TOOK OUR BAGS OF FOOD.
But I called 911 immediately and we got in a police car and identified him and got our food back but it was half eaten. That fucking fucker. I know he knew how hungry I was. And HOW MUCH OF A WUSS I AM. Angry homeless people suck. There was a friendly homeless guy like 3 hours later smiling and saying hello to everybody. Boo you, angry homeless man. Go to church and LEARN SOMETHING.

Anyways~As I had a poopy morning volunteering, I ended up riding home with Linda because my mom was still at work.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
Linda swerves in the road a couple of times and says "Oh, I have to stop by the restaurant. You guys can come in if you want."
And as I walked in, Linda pointed me to the side room where I start to feel suspicious and Adriana pops out and yells "SURPRISE" followed by a buttload of more SURPRISES.
And I seriously cried. (on the inside of course)

Anyways, eating and cake, eating and cake.
GIFTS.

My mom got me two cups...WHICH I ENDED UP LOVING, IT'S GREEN AND YELLOW I LOVE THOSE COLORS

oh lord, justin bieber poster

oh LORD, JUSTIN BIEBER BACKPACK
Refer to THIS. I know, I know, I have the best friends in the world.
And also, how about I've been ACTUALLY using that backpack and getting a buttload of comments. "I LOVE YOUR BOOKBAG" "pfft, what a loser" and the question "are you gay?"
hey, remember that time when a guy could only wear a justin bieber backpack if he liked men
actually, that's probably a fairly accurate stereotype
but i'm sure straight guys like justin bieber
I DIGRESS

ahaha, so funny with a dent in his face

PEEPS, SOFA KING CUTE

SNACKA LACKAS

tiny hat, lololol

so i can smell more like a man. THANKS linda. or not. BUT MOSTLY THANKS.

THEN WE WENT TO THE KARAOKE STUDIO AND FAILED
and i drove after 9 and with more than 1 passenger
i was already breaking laws :(
BUT IT WAS JUST KARMA AT WORK BECAUSE THAT HOMELESS GUY PISSED ME OFF IN THE MORNING

then on my ACTUAL birthday, my mom and i went to dinner at Red Lobster. (which i've never been to before)

yeah, it was salty
BUT GOOD
but salty

yeah, good times

AP EXAM WEEK
I FAILED AP ENVIRONMENTAL
AND AP MUSIC THEORY IS NEXT WEEK
IT WILL BE THE ONLY AP EXAM I EVER PLAN ON PASSING

Let It Be Known That

2011-04-28T22:24:00.001-04:00

Tonight, I cried my eyes out watching Michael leave The Office.

THIS DESCRIBES HOW I'M FEELING

I'm in a poopy mood now.

I LOVE YOU MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Edit:
It's Friday and I rewatched the episode on Hulu and cried even harder because I knew what was coming

I can't even imagine how sad the end of the whole show is gonna be

Facebook Backup 2

2011-04-25T12:01:00.000-04:00

In case I EVER DECIDE TO DELETE MY FACEBOOK, I wanted to save the videos I had on there.

COCO COLA AND NOSE AEROBICS

i like to sit on my pancakes

DWIGHT BOBBLEHEAD

THANKS STEPHANIE

SI SE PUEDE

SICK PERVERT

Ahahahaha, this video's so freaking funny. I learned how to take voicemails from my phone and put them on my computer.

TOO MANY BALLS

Looooooooooooooool

VIVEK IN F MAJOR

except, the beastly viola solo was just mayombe bombe mayombe
and the strip tease became a reverse strip tease

THE CHINESE CHASE

ahaha, for the video description, all i wrote was "hi, i'm a racist"

Also, my dog is a sex bomb.

AND HERE'S ME DRIVING BY MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME
It was only 8AM which is why I went :P

You have NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS
but you do have an idea of how bipolar i was

And CCYO Comes to Another End

2011-04-21T22:25:00.000-04:00

Only 1 more year of CCYO left DDDDD:

So I'm definitely sad right now. I'm gonna miss all of the SENORS (i was trying to do that rolly spanish n but now it just looks like i can't spell) like MIN and DJ and STEPHANIE and MY STAND PARTNER MORGAN :((((

Which also means that next year--all of us juniors will be seniors and will be graduating D: Then the orchestra system in Cumberland County will slowly fall to pieces--LOOLJK we'll just be a small part of Cumberland County's orchestral history. Waaaaah.

Here are my sadface pictures:

also, how funny are these pictures from morgan's blog:

But yeah, I loved CCYO this year. Next year will be saaaaaaaaad. Or maybe it'll be happy! :P So ready for 2012 X_x

ANYWAYS, SPRING BREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

MY INTERNET IS BACK

2011-04-20T20:46:00.002-04:00

Lololol, when I got electricity back on monday night, you have no FREAKING IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS.
And then TONIGHT I GOT MY TV AND INTERNET BACK.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Gosh, that tornado made fayetteville a hot mess. I feel really lucky cause my neighborhood was effed up, but my half of the neighborhood didn't have any major damage--seriously seriously lucky.

ON A BRIGHTER NOTE, I GOT MY LICENSE LAST FRIDAY
4/15/2011 will always be in my memories as the day that I took my driver's test and nearly peed my pants :P

Like, the testing lady was like "okay, now back up your car"
and I kept looking forward and then she was like "there is no need to look forward, what if a child ran behind your car?"
"...oh, sorry :("

then she was like, "okay, now accelerate as fast as you can and then stop as fast as you can"
so i speed up to like, 5 mph and then stop really slow
"that was NOT a very fast stop, that was a very slow stop."
"...oh, sorry :("

so basically by this point, i'm like "oh crap, i failed"
and we do all this junk and blah blah blah, and we're back at the office.

"How do you think you did?"
":( I guess I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was."
And this makes me think I failed~
But then she calls my mom over and is like
"With this license, your son can drive unsupervised BLAHBLAHBLAH...any questions?"
and then of course, I'm just like "UHH, DID I PASS? :D"

Yeah, that was a great day. Now I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DRIVING EVER AGAIN

What

2011-03-26T23:29:00.000-04:00

Who puts a chair in their bathroom?
I mean, I guess if you hate your family/friends enough, you can just go to the bathroom and take a long..."sit" HAHAHA PUN

D UDER DAY ME N MY MUDDR WEN 2 KRN RSTNARUNT ND EAT FUD
The other day, my mom and I went to a Korean restaurant

Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Let's Talk About Sensemaya Baby

2011-03-07T20:32:00.000-05:00

So I got my ERO '11 recording today so I'm READY TO POST THIS BLOG
Now you can listen to my FAVORITE SONGS that I've played over the past few years :DDD

Also, favorite breakfast foods (finished in class on a boring day):

SERO 2011--Year 3 :DDDD SI SI PUEDE

2011-03-01T22:09:00.002-05:00

Oh yes, it was another good weekend.
OH YESS.
I'd like to start off with:

Anyways--

MeAdrianaMorgan right before our seating--except I have really bad aim and I definitely missed Morgan and I. lol@ana's nervous face

I went to the hotel room and I had a baby. Big coochie fest. BY THE WAY MY ROOMMATES WERE PEOPLE. ISN'T THAT COOL? Their names were Andrew and Judson. Pfft, what stupid names. LOLJK

OHOHOHO, GYM TAN LAUNDRY on a payphone

Right before the concert, my shoulder rest's pad definitely just FELL OFF and decided to STAY OFF. But luckily, my super talented stand partner had a friend with a band-aid--LIFE SAVER. WAY TO BREAK RIGHT BEFORE THE CONCERT YOU STUPID SHOULDER REST. But yeah, ALL'S FORGIVEN, SHOULDER REST.

Stole this from Catherine's Facebook. Awww, I'm gonna miss all of us.
That doesn't make sense.

BONUS VIDEO. I HAD SO MUCH FUN EDITING THIS, EVEN IF IT WAS MOSTLY OF ME SINGING IN THE HOTEL ROOM. hopefully next year will be video of OTHER PEOPLE doing OTHER things.

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAAAAAARE (props to morgan, yo, so FORTISSIMO)

kenny: OOH SUQI, DOES YOUR SHIRT GLOW IN THE DARK
-i cover my eyes and realize that that does nothing-

nicole: what's red and smells like paint
kenny: BLUE PAINT

ooh, there is something in my throat
IT'S MORE BEATBOXING

kenny: gotta kick it up?
morgan: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! SI SE PUEDE! YEAHHHH, GOTTA KICK IT UP, YEAH!

Aww, only one more SERO left to go :OOO I'll be sure to make BUTTLOADS of pictures and BUTTLOADS of footage. Or maybe I'll forget to do that. But that's cool too :D

EDIT: OH DANG YO, I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT STRETCHING
WHOO, THANK GOODNESS FOR ADRIANA
it's so critical

Anywaysssssssssssss

2011-02-22T19:16:00.000-05:00

MY HAND TURKEY

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i wanted it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

SO READY TO GET MY ORCH DORK ON THIS FRIDAY

2011-02-20T19:47:00.001-05:00

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Pfffffffffffff...I Would Do My Homework But

2011-02-08T22:39:00.000-05:00

I'm a bad boy now.
I did bad things today :((((

Proof of my badassery.
I'M TAINTED NOW

[LOOLJK I DID NOTHING BAD I'M SUCH A GOOD KID AHAHA]

Also, listening to Lady Gaga's albums after realizing I only have Alejandro and Just Dance...uh, what?

Hi Now

2011-02-06T14:22:00.000-05:00

Today's goal: make blog more creeper friendly.
Goal accomplished!

Oh, wait, I have homework.

Anyways, Leah and I:

Facebook Backup & Other

2011-01-27T20:27:00.001-05:00

RAH FACEBOOK HAS PHOTOS THAT I NEVER WANNA LOSE
Alotta GSW pics :P

Rosa and I, as you can see, I was looking right at the camera but Rosa wasn't

Me and Christina, looks like I'm missing fingers

So, I'm kinda the friendliest guy in the world

Diva hands during Area III and Liz :D

Area III :DDD Don't have one of my Area II class, sadface D:

South basement, I lived there

Candid photo from Vivek looool

My rape D:

Beautiful hug

Aaaand the opposite side

Viola section with our beasteacher ALEXANONYMOUS

Leighanne and I, post-rape

Leighanne and I, post-rape as well

Whole GSWIM crew-cut off Bailey D:

The lovely lovely Viola section

Picture during Theater last year, I look so peaceful

Rae's head makes me laugh (Honors photo)

MADELINE IS SOFA KING FUNNY

This is funny but if it happened to my Viola, oh ma ga.

Joke that makes me laugh-
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Raw raw ah ah ah LOLOL STILL FUNNY

HEY. THIS IS ORCHESTRA. WE HAVE STANDARDS.

2011-01-16T00:23:00.001-05:00

ERO auditions were funnnnnn. This might sound kinda-loserish, but apart from my antisociality, orchestra events are seriously like the highlight of my life. But I guess it's reasonable since these people are so much, I mean SERIOUSLY sofa king fun.

On the bus ride up, sat with Lauren, and discovered that my earphones decided to break on the DAY I decide to listen to some music. So that's cool. NOTE TO SELF : CONTACT SKULLCANDY ABOUT THAT JUNK MESS YO

Then I auditioned. Or whatever.
Lool, but seriously though, even if you don't make it, just the whole experience is so much fun.
ALSO, THE BPM IS 70 WHICH IS LIKE A LITTLE FASTER THAN A SECOND AND THEN IT'S IN A MAJOR AND MAKE SURE THE LAST TWO NOTES YOU PLAY ARE QUARTER NOTES AND NOT EIGHTH NOTES BECAUSE THEY ARE QUARTER NOTES.

Also, I GOT TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE. I didn't realize how many of the old GSW-ers were from the Eastern region :D It was great to see everybody :P

Then on the bus ride back, I somehow got very hyper with Kenya, Jasmine, and Adriana. Adriana is such a bad influence. She always makes me punch people in the mouth and gahhh I can't control myself. It's like, the only way to calm down (myself AND my stank breath) is to take a spicy road mint and throw it out the window forreal. I can't wait to play a round of Concentration : All About Adriana. (doesn't like english horns, doesn't have a favorite color)

And now I just wait for results (which should be..."this" afternoon, crossing my fingas for symphonic)

Also, what is this JANK MESS about the water? I have to boil water to brush my teeth, which is then too hot so I have to mix it with some cold boiled water and then I have to like drink out of a cup while drooling my spit+toothpaste. Such hotmessery.

I tried to type more words than I have been lately because Adriana noticed that my recent posts have been less verbose than I used to post. Oh well, pictures are so much easier. :P Which leads me to the fact that the only pictures I took are the ones that Morgan told me to. However, I did try to use my creativity skills to spice up these pictures:

Edit : SHICPMP

Boredom at 11:45 PM ; The Night Before A 2-Hour Delay

2011-01-12T23:48:00.000-05:00

Cupcakes make me horny.

OMG KAWAII DESU DESU DESU

HOLY DUMP

DOUBLE HOLY DUMP, PEOPLE ARE SO CREATIVE

And, the classic cupcake.

The girls in my Speech class did a scene from The Color Purple a few months back and I got curious about the movie so I'm gonna try to watch it over the next two weeks. It's already intense forreal.

I'm a high class lady everyday.
-Kenny

Sledding N' Stuff

2011-01-11T19:19:00.000-05:00

eeheehahhaohohohohoho sledding video

my DOG IS SOFA KING CUTEEEEEEEEEEE JESUS CHRIST HOW DID IT GET SO CUTE

dwight being jim lolololol

SAVE BANDIT

AHAHAHAHA so funny, someone posted it on facebook and i had to save it

Late

2010-12-23T20:29:00.000-05:00

So, Thanksgiving was forever ago.

I HAD A LEGIT THANKSGIVING MEAL
Like, cranberry sauce and all that other mess.
It was pretty legit.
But I felt like I was gonna poop in my pants from being sofa king full.
and then i did
lolololjk

Candy cane I ate in class.
Yumyumyumyum AND SHARP.

AND FUNNIES:

CHRISTMAS EVENTUALLY

Reminscinscisncingignsiscniscning

2010-12-17T17:06:00.002-05:00

Leftover Arizona '09 Pictures

Facebook Funnies

Hi, I'm DwMEREDITHKEVINSTANLEY.

OH GOD IT'S SO FUNNY

That's Amazing, Jeremy

2010-11-27T14:38:00.000-05:00

...but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoebox.
...but I have to go home now and watch the internet.
...but I need to go home now and wash my arms.
...but I'm gonna go home now and bleach my mustache.
...but I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror.

LOLOLOLTINAFEY

From Facebook page:
...but I have to go home now and rewind my DVDs.

Being On The Cumberland County Website And Other

2010-11-22T19:28:00.004-05:00

It's nice being featured on the site for being an orch dork.

For 2009 Honors:

For GSW Selection:

For 2010 Honors:

This is the "other" part of my post:

All County

2010-11-20T19:15:00.001-05:00

ORCH DORK TRIPS ARE SO MUCH FUN.

Soanyways, on Friday we were riding on the bus SOFA KING early in the morning and I could see my breath, so I took an awkward video for you guys:

AND THEN I BECAME A WINNER:

Oh my god ya'll. Like, I had 75 cents a quarter and Linda lent me a quarter--I've never won at a claw machine before and it totally grabbed the toy and we all screamed in the (dangerous) entrance of Pizza Hut. BEST PLACE EVERRRRRRRR

Then me and Linda went to KFC and then we watched the (surprisingly good) play and then we came to my house and she bonded with my dog:

And I messed up Organ Gizzard's nametag so she messed up mine.

ohohoho there was this kid who so funny:
"What does r-i-t stand for?"
Him: Retardo
-later-
"What is a triplet?"
Him: TRIP-PULL-ET
Me and Alex: Oh, now we understand

Things our conductor said:
puppets
dagaDADA (Adriana: Oh, googoogaga?)
square this up
gotta POW like FIREWORKS
it was like *awkward breath x 4*
her favorite note=B dooby dooby da
goo goo goo
McDonald's ice scooping
air pump
itty bitty bow for itty bitty notes
yompapa
dong dong

But yeah, even though her "method" was really awkward and strange at times, when she was talking during the concert and tearing up I was like "Aw, this sweet lady is the one who helped this program start up. That's what's up." and I cried on the inside. :)

In unrelated news:

Elf Yourself

2010-11-15T22:33:00.001-05:00

oh look--it's me, younger me, my dog, the girl who plays very mary kate, and amy poehler.
what a coincidence.

I Wanted To Eat A Pig In A Blanket...In A Blanket

2010-11-11T21:24:00.002-05:00

This is an important post.

Not really.

It's A Big One

2010-11-08T19:57:00.010-05:00

HONORS WAS SO MUCH FUN.

Such hope while waiting to go into the seating auditions, looolfail.

ELIZABETH'S

THE ROOMMATES :DDD (do you like how austin bent over for the picture)
Tom: What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
Me: ... (Already fed up from rest of bad jokes)
Tom: You don't have sex with a pizza before you eat it
LOLOL he woss fawny guy.

The Cumberland County crew-whatwhat~ :PP

GSW CREW sansmeredith :( (stolen from Facebook :PPP)

LIEKOMGDUDE, THIS WAS IN THE HONORS PROGRAM. Whoa. This dude must have a tough life.

"AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE! DOODOOKAKAKADOOGAGAKOOKAKA"

It was SO FUN and I can't wait for next year! (WHICH I MUST MAKE, WHICH MEANS I MUST PRACTICE MY BUTTOCKS OFF)

And here's my dog :PP

And a video of Adriana rocking out on silent drums, loooolSOFUNNY

EDIT: Nov 17th
Also, I named my Viola "Flavors"

Papier mache mints

that stuff came into my head today.

OMGah, Blogging 3 Days In A Row? Madness.

2010-11-04T19:12:00.001-04:00

how to ~~pass~~ fail astronomy

AHH, OFF TO HONORS TOMORROW

Puns

2010-11-03T19:17:00.003-04:00

AHAHA

Random

2010-10-09T12:48:00.003-04:00

kbye

My Face Has Gone Through Many Phases

2010-09-26T22:18:00.002-04:00

After going through some pictures yesterday...well, let me just show you.

Baby:

LIKEOMGSOCUTE

9 or 10 or 11:

likeomg, notsocute

Now:

seriously, notcute

I started riding the uglycoaster once I turned five. Maybe I'll get off one day.

Hurry, Hurry, Glee Is About To Be On

2010-09-21T19:53:00.003-04:00

Like, Glee's about to be on in like 5 minutes. This needs to be quick.

Kevin took me to Buffalo Wild Wings and it was good or whatever...but there was an unopened ketchup bottle. For shame :/ I was seriously disappointed :( Hopefully someone had just USED UP all of the ketchup and they placed a new bottle RIGHT before I came. >:(

Cookie Tong don't play.

Meli's burtday partay. This is a good portrayal of how it went :)

GLEEGLEEGLEE

Speaking of Nostalgia

2010-09-08T19:59:00.002-04:00

I kept these two stories from Freshman year in binder forever.
I'm tired of carrying them around.
I'll just post them here.

Story #1
Once upon a time, there was a hamburger named Ham Burger. He was a simple hamburger with simple hamburger needs. One day, a cloud appeared from the sky. That's supposed to happen, it's nothing extraordinary. Sometimes trees grow from soil. That's normal too. If desks could give birth, they would have desk babies.
This is another paragraph. This is a sentence. Is this a question? Ham Burger likes seashells. The desk can try on new clothes. Look, Oprah is rolling down the hill. CUTE! KAWAII! Tree go dance, Ham Burger go dance! Yay!
As Ham Burger walked through the a park, a tree fell! What's your name? What's the color of the sky? What is the opposite of down? HA.
Prince Ham Burger ruled the Kingdom of Mickey D's. Cancer and heart attacks were taking over and it was up to Ham Burger to save everyone.
But he failed miserably.

Story #2
Written by:~~Beyonce~~ SASHA FIERCE (k, notrly, just in case Beyonce HAPPENS to come upon my unvisited blog and sue me D:)

Once upon a time, there was a set of teeth called Tumpa. Tumpa enjoyed shopping and using the bathroom. She liked to make desk babies.

One day, Tumpa felt like going surfing. Unfortunately, she lived in the desert. She fell into a deep depression and cried in corners. She the milk everywhere.

After she the milk EVERYWHERE, the poor Tumpa went to the mall to shop. She picked up a nice box of symbolism.

Tumpa went to school and learned about the ELEMENTS OF LITERATURE.

Oh no! Time to save the world! Dunna na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN! Batman.

Tumpa went to her house and set it on fire.

lol

Kay, that's all. :)

Oh My God

2010-09-05T12:08:00.002-04:00

Hi, I'm Kenny...

FROM THE 4TH GRADE?

I hate pictures from Elementary school :P (and middle school and high school)
On another note:

ahh so punny

Moving A Photo From Facebook

2010-08-09T16:21:00.001-04:00

idklol.

So Govvy School's Over

2010-07-29T21:00:00.005-04:00

Yeah, whatever. GSW was okay. I guess it was kinda fun...<.<
looljk. I really don't wanna talk about it though because I'm gonna get sad.

Me and Steven at our locker for the last time :( I learned how to be a really good photographer like him.

Hanes Auditorium's stage. -sigh- Awesome concerts there.

2 AM curfew, this guy in a body suit comes up and starts conversing with me. And that was cool.

Packed bags, right before the water works ceremony X_x

Korean food on the way home :DD I really should start taking pictures before I start eating X_x

Lool, webcam photos.

Anyways, let's just say that Governor's School was definitely an experience that I'm never gonna forget. :) (Unless I get some kind of disease like Alzheimer's :/ But that's sort of the reason why I have this blog--I'm scared to lose all of my memories so I try to keep some here. This + Facebook, UNSTOPPABLE.)

ALSO:
I took a video with my phonecam for the first time and I just found out I can upload videos onto Photobucket, so this is a video of CHRISANONYMOUS being put under a glass case by CHRISANONYMOUS. TEEHEEHARHUR. I HOPE IT WORKS.

Not Another GSW Blog

2010-07-19T08:32:00.003-04:00

I guess I won’t talk too much for now—there will be plenty of time for that AFTER Govvy School.

Lololol, one of the seminars was called “Fat, Bored, and Socially Awkward” and then “socially” was spelled wrong. You’re so socially awkward that you can’t even spell how socially awkward you are. BURN. ??? Yeahidk.

During the break, me and Kevin and Gloria were running around looking for fruit cups for Patbingsu and I saw this at the Dollar Tree. “Look what I got kids, Cheez Puffs for dinner—for less!”

My nametag that I will treasure for 2 days after Governor’s School is over.

Concert dress.

loljk, I was only half dressed.

OMG, THIS IS SO WEIRD. Like, Stephanie stopped by for Alumni Day and asked if we saw any squirrels crawling out of the trash can. I was like “Um, no.” Then the NEXT morning, I was walking to Babcock to refill my Laundry Card when I saw this squirrel pop out of the barrel trash can. It was like Stephanie planted it there or something. What a freakin' creeper. Loljljkjkjkljkljkljkljkljkljlkjlkjkljkljokjokjojokjljkjkojk

The final week’s schedule—sad face.

So, while doing some Blue Waffle research for Rosalee, I found this picture and it made my daYEARFOREVER.

Oh gosh, Governor’s School is coming to an end. Oh gosh. OH GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, They Call Me Governor’s School West ft. A-D-R-I-A-N-A!

2010-06-27T10:31:00.004-04:00

This is a very special blog because I ADRIANA is co-writing this blog :D With my blog having been done on 6/21 and her’s on 6/26, it is QUITE AN ADVENTURE. HER BLOGGING IS BOLDED.

Hurmahurmahurma.

So I’m sitting in my DORM ROOM. La di da di da. So I’m definitely not writing in MY dorm room, but I am in a dorm. :)

This is actually kind of weird because I’m typing this on 6/21/10 at 11:09 PM (OMG—almost 11:11, better not miss it, likesrsly.), but I won’t be able to post it until later. This is the first time I’d be blogging offline. LIKE A REAL DIZZLE IZZLE JOURNAL.

Let’s talk about GOVVY SCHOOL. I really don’t know why I call it that—maybe I think it sounds cute or something. So basically it’s Area I, Area II, and Area III. Area I is the area that you came to Govvy School for—in my case, it would be Instrumental Music. (In other words, “who cares” lololjk) So the music we get here is out of this worldddddd. But then again, everyone in their Area I seems to be getting challenged in new ways. But likesrsly, (SHIIIIIIIIIIT I JUST MISSED 11:11…I seriously wasn’t expecting to miss it. ) the music that we play is a lot of clashing. I’m not saying it doesn’t sound nice sometimes, but it doesn’t sound nice sometimes. Today. (Probably tomorrow too, but who knows?) [I do.] (Get it? It makes it seem like I’m having a convo with myself.) I call it Gov School. (cooler right?) The music here is REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY weird. We don’t traditionally play music. We squeak. (HAHAHA)

Supposedly in a few weeks, we won’t even be playing notated music anymore. It’ll just be us imitating a starting train. Ummm, that was not what I was expecting from GS. But we’ll have our first concert this Wednesday—YAY. DUDE, ME NEITHER. I was expecting some really hard Mozart. We got Webern. Who the HECK??????? (Don’t shoot him though)

Anurways—MOVING ON TO AREA DEUX and TROIS. I was totally writing in Spanish but then backspaced because I felt like I was betraying the language I take. Area II and III are places where we meet people from all over the program instead of just sticking with our fellow Orch Dorks and Band Geeks. One focuses on philosophy and one focuses on feelings, but I’m still not sure which class is which yet. But the people that I’ve met are way cool—even if I still don’t know names yet. (Knock knock—who’s there?—it is I, and I don’t know your name) These people are so open and amazing though, it’s kind of insane to meet such different people. Hey what a coinkadink! I take French too! Anyhoe, I HATE my Area II. I don’t think my teacher knows what he is talking about. He just brings up topics that make everybody really mad, so we will argue for 65 minutes. FUN, RIGHT??? I love my Area III. Even though I feel like crying every time we talk about a serious topic, but hey, that’s the purpose of the class. (I think one girl in the class actually tried to commit suicide……..) AWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then there are things like Food, Practice Rooms, Roommate, Dorm Life, Seminars, etc. FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Ummmm, the food isn’t thaaat bad. I mean, it’s nothing amazing, but this teacher put up a good point that they have to cook for like 300 people. That’s pretty tough. We’ve already ordered food and went to Mayberry’s though. There’s always OPTIONS. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Then there are practice rooms. These things are like god sent. I love these rooms. I mean, it’s obvious what they are—ROOMS FOR PRACTICE. You hear the Band Geeks a-tooting, Orch Dorks a-bowing, and the Chorus Kids a-singing. It’s awesome. “These things are like god sent” NO FO REAL

My roommate is a piece of crap. I’m gonna friggin’ punch him in his mouth. LOLOLJK Max is seriously really cool. (And like, a friggin’ talented guy) I’m so glad I wasn’t paired with some weird guy that is touching himself all loud in the middle of the night. This guy, he touches himself very secretively. Doublejklol But yeah, he’s a total Drama kid that like totally like is chill. “This guy, he touches himself very secretively.” Oooooo you so funnniiiii! So let me tell you about my roommate. She’s boring. She is here for English. WHAT THE HECK!!! BORING!!! She takes a shower in the morning which means she has to wash her face and brush her teeth at night. Midnight to be exact. Who the HECK brushes their teeth at midnight. DON’T BRUSH THEM AT ALLLL!!! JKJKJKJK. I really don’t mind the mouth hygiene. I do mind when it’s louder than an airplane. SO ANNOYING. I feel so awkward sleeping in the same room with her. I could pick some random girl off the street and be like “Hey, come sleep in the same room with me.” The exact same effect. Exact same.

Dorm Life—Ahmmm. So I had to learn how to do laundry. That was fail. BUT I DID IT THOUGH. AND I THINK MY CLOTHES ARE CLEANER NOW. FOR SURE. I’m going to do my laundry at home. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to work the machine. :/ To sorta backpack on what Ana said, when I first did laundry, my machine was totally leaking soap. Evidently, detergent doesn’t go directly over the clothes—there’s a part on the top of the machines that you place the detergent in. X_x

Pulling some Lady Gaga fashion shiz there.

Clewell’s sofa king hot too. We have 3 fans going and it’s still sofa king hot. But at least we have a roof over our heads, unlike the kids in Africa who live in roofless huts and dig for food. And then every night, while me and Max are just sitting on our laptops, there’s always the one kid running through the halls yelling-NINJAAAAAAAA. That game is pretty much a big deal around here. I have yet to engage in a game though, and I sorta don’t want to. Is that bad? GOOD, CAUSE I DON’T CARE. I haven’t been sleeping too well. Like Clewell, my dorm, Gramley, is sofa king hot too. (HAHAHA) Thank Bob that my boring roommate brought a decent fan that works as a team with my fan. I love the girls on my hall though. We have “fun nights” on our hall. On one of the “fun nights” we painted each other’s nails and danced to music. We were SERIOUSLY dancing like no one was watching. I’m kinda glad no one was watching. (HAHAHAHA)

That's the door to my ever so comfy dorm.

Seminars—LOL, I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN SO I DON’T FORGET. I WENT “SHAGGING” TODAY. I was shag dancing with Susan, and I was ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY terrible. I mean, it was funny, but like—my god, I don’t even have two left feet. I just have two normally awkward feet that don’t know how to move. And then yesterday I went to go see Psycho, lolololol. I totally guessed the ending though because I had seen a parody of it on Yes, Dear. But it was still pretty damn scary. And and and, these fun seminars just keep popping up and I don’t even know how to describe how fun they are. Because sometimes they aren’t—like today I went to an Astronomy one. Was expecting exciting, and got kind of a monotone teacher. But I like going to them. So I went shagging too. It was so not hard. It actually was really fun. I felt like such a bad (*explicit) when I went up to a random guy and asked if he wanted to be my partner. (POINT FOR ANA!) So my partner was really cool. We were freaking dancing like professionals! Psycho was pretty scary. Really old-fashioned. But scary. I think I screamed. Like out loud. :/ But the seminars are really fun. They had a seminar about The Office. Yes, The Office. AMAZING!

And as a sidenote, my god—look at how gorgeous this amphitheater is. Agreed.

Like, oh my god. I want one of them in my backyard in the future. Agreed.

BUT OH GOD, I MISS MY DOGGIE.

OH GOD, I MISS MY FRIENDS. AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEED (*SAD FACE)

Lol, it seems like I only have one friend. UMMMMM……? Cool, Kenny. Cool.

But this experience is gonna go by so fast—I’m worried X_x What if I actually miss this place? Ugh, gross. You are soooooo going to miss this place. I know I will. I’ve already met so many cool people. But I’ve also met a lot of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeaches. But I will definitely miss this place. Gov School is so legit.

-Peace Yo,
Kenny (6/21) and Adriana (6/26)

A Quick Post...

2010-06-02T07:44:00.003-04:00

lol@linda's shirt

OMG GROSS. I WAS AT FOOD LION AND I SAW THIS. GROSSSSSSSSS.
I looked it up online--Supposedly people eat this with eggs. And it has 10 DAYS OF CHOLESTEROL INSIDE OF ONE CAN. DOUBLE EW.

-continuing from the title now-

...Because I have gotten a new phone :oooooo
It has a 5 MP camera, which is superbeast :D
I will be posting some HIGH QUALITY PICS FROM NOW ON YO. FO SHIZ.

Blogging

2010-04-07T22:21:00.002-04:00

So, I just spent like 30 minutes scrolling through random people's blogs.

Things I found:
Adults documenting their children
Pictures

Things I didn't find:
Teens complaining
Kids complaining

Come on fellow teenagers, we're the future of America. If we don't get to complaining on our blogs, then we might as well be rubbing lotion on the back of a horse. (What?)

Start blogging.
I don't care if you want to talk about your freakish crush on a man who plays a vampire heartthrob in a movie or if you want to talk about your unsightly rashes. Just do it.

In 50 years, you'll be like "God, I remember that rash. Good times."

And to all the parents that are looking for other parent's blogs and happen to come across mine--DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST A TEENAGER. I'M NOT SOME FREAK TRYING TO TOUCH YOUR CHILDREN....hard. Yeah, that won't be as funny when I'm 34 years old and have a long beard.

Honestly, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I have some Hikki playing and I don't focus well when music is playing while doing something else. I'll probably read this later and go whattheheck. But my point is, start a blog. :P

Anurways---yesterday, I hung out with ShaofaLindaStephanie. It was fun. Like, I always get sick at carnivals though. I went with Sylvia a couple of times and I got nauseated both times. That's right, I said nauseated. Supposedly, saying that you're nauseous is wrong or some mess. But I have a weak ass body and I am never going to the carnival again. I am not meant for rides that swing vertically into the air :P But I'm always up for bumper cars. BUMPER CARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. When I'm a millionaire, I'm gonna build my own bumper car station. Or whatever they're called.

Shaofa and Stephanie on the little swinger madinger fadinger. It swings.

MUSIC SANDWICH.

That's Linda--she's my friend. Not good friends...eh, I hardly know her. OOH STEPHANIE

We watched Clash of the Titans too..It wasn't that scary as it was gory. But I guess it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be--I am more of a COMEDY FILM MAN MYSELF. And then we had a NICE DINNER AT OLIB GARDEN. Yeah, those were good times.

I am on Spring Break...and I'm sofa king relaxed. But I'm sofa king bored. I've never run out of things to do on the internet...This is bad, ya'll. If I can't even rely on the internet and I can't rely on being socially active, I will just have to poop in a water bottle and hula hoop. [?????]

So, Kevin's planning on going to Sweden to study Psychology and he got a new Blackberry which needed a high tech plan from Sprint--so now I have INTERNAYUTTT on my phone. Here's an old photo of Chocopie from my mom's phone when I was testing Picture Mail.

Ah, that's my baby.

This is what I'd look like as an awkward nun.
I think I pulled off the look.

UGH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Govvy School Acceptance and Omegle's Video Chat

2010-03-20T22:57:00.005-04:00

So I got accepted to Govvy School. West Campus, what whatttttt.
I'm excited but there isn't much to say about it right now :P

WHAT'S IMPORTANTE NOW IS OMEGLE AND IT'S NEW VIDEO CHAT FEATURE.

So if you were using this new feature on March 20th, 2010 around 10PM to 11PM and came across this beauty:

THAT WAS ME :D I saw amazing things like people masturbating, people having sex, people laughing because they were jealous of my beauty, and a lot of creepers that kept their cameras off. Gross. Either turn your camera on or don't look at me naked. Waitwhat.

But that was fun fun fun, I'll probably do that again when I'm bored.

My phone twinsy. She and I also look alike too as well also too. We're like double twinsies. I can't help that she's like in love with me though.

Combover--possible Facebook profile picture? ACTUALLY, YES. I WILL MAKE IT MY FACEBOOK PROPIC.

And one of the greatest feats of my sad life:

4791 texts in a month thanks to Amber+a few other friends.
That's win yo, that's win. Fa sho.

k peace out yo fa shiz BYEEE.

All State--Year 2--2010

2010-03-02T17:25:00.006-05:00

So this past weekend, I was at NCSSM all weekend.
Why, you ask?
Great question!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Well, I was at SERO of course :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
So liek, it was super fun. Like, duh.
Lots of challenges--LOTS--and lots of fun.
Like.

Our faithful old bus :o OH MY GOD IT HAD SEATBELTS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THAT'S FREAKING AMAZING. LIKE, A BUS WITH SEATBELTS? WHAAAAT?
yeahyourejealous

At ze mall, I had Asian food. 우동동동동동

I BOUGHT A STREET FIGHTER IV SNUGGIE.
It's warm. :P It was only 5 dollars. Come on people, who doesn't want a $5 SFIV Snuggie :o

So this year's music was just as hard as last years. Yeah, that Romeo and Juliet song last year was tuff but this year but this year's William Tell wasn't so easy either.

And guess what--reseating? 5TH CHAIR.
WAT.
Likesrsly, I thought I did terrible in the reseating.

But NEXT YEAR, I WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY EVERY PART OF THE SONG ALMOST PERFECTLY FOR HONORS. AND SERO. I'M GOING FOR TOP 5.

Also:
-my phone rings and I pick up-
"Oh, Yu Wang?" [oh, you rang?]
AHAHAHAHAHA

/nummynummy

Yum Yum

2010-02-24T18:14:00.001-05:00

Molecule project.

Medieval or Renaissance

2010-02-17T18:21:00.001-05:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Phone Finally Connects To Computer

2010-02-15T21:53:00.002-05:00

Here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Well first, let's start off with a picture from my new laptop's webcam:

Well obvi I'm still attractive but the webcam doesn't suck too bad :P

The other day I wet my hair and decided to fix it. You like, right?

I EFFING LOVE THIS DOG.

Bored in theater X_x

Some poor 9th grader can't spell cocaine. What is the world coming to? D:

Mr. V's little fire bubble experiment thingy. Exciting, but not as exciting AS YOU ARE 0OH BABY

Fruit Stripes Gum

2010-02-11T18:22:00.003-05:00

So I was at Wal-Mart the other day and saw some Fruit Stripes gum in the checkout line.

I got it--obvi.

And this gum is great...for the first 10 seconds. Then that flavor decides to disappear into my kidney.

And the wrapper usually has a tattoo.
"Oh my god, did you say tattoo? That's so cool!"
I know, I know.

I always tried to get them to work when I was younger, but this time I can read. It says "Hint : Use Lotion!"--which might've been the reason the water didn't work so well when I was younger.

So here I go!

-wait 15 seconds-

Oh Fruit Stripes, just as cheap as you were when I was younger.

Didn't Mean To Offend You Or Your Hair

2010-02-09T20:38:00.002-05:00

:(

I'm bored.

Govvy School auditions this Saturday...Oh joy...X_x Not ready at all.
IWANNAMAKEITIWANNAMAKEITIWANNAMAKEIT
Hurm.

Oh gooness, I got a laptop this past weekend due to computer difficulties.
Cool beans? COOL BEANS.
I would post a picture of it but that's took much work--EW.

Unfortunately, I can't get the pictures from my phone onto this stupid laptop.
-sadface- Well, I don't have a lot of pictures anyways--SO WHATEVS.

Peace foos.

Computer Failure

2010-02-02T19:55:00.003-05:00

So my computer isn't working...correctly. It didn't work since Friday and I finally got into safe mode today.

My life was so sad. Not only because I have no social life, but because I had no computer.

BUT I'M IN SAFE MODE NOW, SO I CAN USE THAT FOR A WHILE. -sigh-

^^SERO auditions :DDDDDDDD GUD TIMEZ YO.

At the mall with the awkward mannequin. Not quite as awkward as I am a shopper though.

My very first snowman :DD Small, but effective :o [I've tried to build them before but failed, so I tried a small one this time...]

check out that donk

Also, Amber reminded me of a joke that I heard over my sad sad weekend.

"I'm on a social diet. When someone else has a pizza, social I."
AHAHAHHAHA

Take A Look At This Gem

2010-01-25T11:00:00.002-05:00

Kevin took this picture last year at the Grand Canyon.

Hot, no? X_x

Technology These Days

2010-01-09T22:02:00.001-05:00

I look JUST like a hooker, don't I? Wow, technology, huh?

A Retarded Post

2010-01-01T13:11:00.006-05:00

^Lol, play on words? AHAHAHA? GET IT? AHAHAHAHA!

Amber told me I haven't updated in forever, so I guess I'll just tell you what's happening.

Get it? Nothing's happening. It's Winter Break and I stay at home and relax. WHAHAHAHAHA, GOD I AM SO FUNNY.

AJ wins at life.

Scratch that, Chocopie wins at life.

Theater

2009-12-06T10:53:00.003-05:00

Theater's easily becoming one of my favorite classes:

Honors Weekend

2009-11-12T18:28:00.002-05:00

Finally got those stupid 3 pictures off of my phone X_x

Picture of the room that I stayed in with LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhitepeople

This guy was in a store at the mall. I'd tap that~

The beautiful stage that we performed on...'s roof :P

Back From Honors and Memories of 7th Grade

2009-11-08T22:05:00.003-05:00

What a tiring weekend X_x Basically didn't meet anybody new because I'm not the kind of person who just makes friends :P [Hi, I'm Kenny. I like moonlight walks on the beach and PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME I'M VERY SOCIALLY AWKWARD]

Err.

But something random just popped into my head that I have to tell you about..."You" being the person reading my blog at this moment...Oy.

So in 7th grade we learned about all the systems of the body. [Integumentary, circulatory, yadda yadda ewjewish] So we were studying the digestive system and we had to do this project where we did...something...and then we answered a few questions.

And one of the questions was something like "What part of the digestive system could we live without?"

Now, me being the idiotic 7th grader that I was answered "Oh, the anus of course. If we need to go we could just go to the toilet."

And then when I received my project back it said something like "Yuck, that is unsanitary."

Thinking back, I can't stop laughing about it :D But gosh, I had no idea how the anus worked in 7th grade. But now I do. OHBAYBAY

I wish I had more pictures from this weekend but nothing too special :P Awesome playing though, everyone was so amazing~

That's The Smell of Failure and It's Stinking Up My Office

2009-10-24T21:32:00.004-04:00

My Chemistry cookie. OMNOMNOMNOM

Every time we take Kevin to and from school, we usually stop by this Korean restaurant and eat food. OMNOMNOMNOM

Our two mimes for Theater. OMNOMNOMNOM

Our Forensics competition was SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOMNOMNOM

LOL, Jazmen's Promise

2009-10-14T18:05:00.006-04:00

Me : What are you gonna do when you grow up?
Jazmen : I'm gonna marry Rifat, kill him, and take all his money.
Me : Kay

LOLOLOL

Also, I FINALLY got around to scanning this HILARIOUS PICTURE.

AHAHAHAfail

Forensics Competition Fail

2009-09-27T07:43:00.004-04:00

The excitement level was high before the competition:

The excitement level was low after finding out that we had no bus driver to the competition:

Oy :[ Well, at least we'll be ready the next time.

I've been doing my hair up because my hair's been getting so long. The bangs in my eyes? Not that fun.

I got a nice sleep yesterday though. After waking up at 5 AM, I went to sleep before 9 PM. And I woke up at 7 this morning. AH REFRESHING~

In The Mood For Blogging

2009-09-24T18:32:00.002-04:00

Agh.

I ended up making first chair CCYO...I did terrible at those auditions and I don't know how someone could've done worse than I did X_x I'm sorta hoping those results were wrong because I actually got my terms wrong and bah~just all kinds of disasters while I played.

Hm.

Ah...my dream to go to NCSSM is fading :[ I remember how much I wanted to go there, but nowadays...Just doesn't sound right. For me, that is. I'm not in the mood for competition. I'm not one to compete.

Unless it's the viola, in which I'm still not confident in how I play :/

Wakawaka. I wish I could be rich. Like...100 million dollars. So I don't have to work at school or in life. I could just stay at home and be rich. God, that would be nice. I'd buy all of my friends houses and my mom a house and my brother a house and--oy, if only.

Money shower anyone?

I wish I could become a famous actor...Like, I would love that. Or I could be like...one of those bad comedians :P Likeomgosh, I would love to be famous in Korea. Like, one of those funny MC host people. Yeah, someone needs to discover me. Liekritenow.

I'm not even in a depressed mood right now and I'm typing like a hobo. Blah.

Dear God,

Please grant my selfish wish of becoming rich.

In Jesus Name I Pray,
Kenny Yi of North Carolina

:D

Ahhh. I'm so tired of school. I'm tired of taking classes where I have to learn useless skills that teachers CONSTANTLY remark about how we won't use these skills later in life. I think Obama needs to revamp the whole school system because I don't feel like wasting nearly 13~14 years of school to learn to math. I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MATH. GAHGAHGAHGAH.

My fun in school is decreasing X_x AP World stresses me and we can barely talk in there, French is practically empty except for Lauren, English is okay but Mr. Foster has a very calming voice, ALGEBRA 2 IS FUN BECAUSE OF THE FUNNESS OF THE CLASS [and i totally dont wanna go vtech on anybody D:], Theater is empty but there are so many nice people, ORCHESTRA IS FUN but too short [Like, I could sit there for 10 hours just playing music and never stop having fun. Srsly.], and CHEMISTRY MAKES ME LEARN.

Lachalachatatatatatatata. This song is amazingly amazing X_x

God, I use that smiley so much. "Smiley" lol, it doesn't even smile. X_x X_x X_x X_x

Oygevalt. Hm. OMGYOUNKNOWWHAT. I just started reading Night last night [lolirony], and it was the most depressing 46 pages of my life. :[ HOW CAN YOU BURN A BABY. LIKESRSLY GUYS, NOT A GOOD THING.

I just looked through the pictures of Arizona that I took. God that was a nice vacation. Such a nice house >.< I would love to go there again but I just hated leaving Chocopie. One day I'll live nicely like that though. Hmm, after that Civics project, it seems like I only need to make 100k a year to live a nice life. Let's do a salary check online! I don't even know what I wanna be, so this might give me a good idea :D No doctorcrap or lawyercrap though :[

Just to be safe, I'm gonna do one a little above 100,000.

Damn, all of these jobs take years to be trained for. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I would have to work hard for money. Darn you Earth! Ugh, all the high paying ones are doctors too :[

Ugh, musicians make like no money. Playing the viola is not gonna make me no monehz. It even says that they face unemployment a lot X_x

Oshi, six figure salaries are supposed to go down. Maybe I should aim for something in the 90s. Oh god, I can see where this post is going already. I'll be looking in the 80s, then the 70s, then the 60s, then the 50s, then the 40s.

Man, life already sucks later and I'm only 15. :/

Applebees and Sore Throats

2009-09-16T18:33:00.006-04:00

Im at apple bees

Sofa king full

This one guy has been smoking the whole time I've been here and im gonna cut that bitch up

Loljk

^^Kay, that was posted from my cellphone but now I'm here to continue :D

I have the SOREST THROAT EVERRRRRR. It has been going since last night and I hate hate hate hate hate it.

Ah, so we went to Ross after Applebees and I picked up one of THESE belts:

[except it's black]
My mom constantly questioned if I got it from the girl's section X_x But I got Kevin's approval and he usually dresses...okay :p It's not like I ever let my shirt come above my hips anerways. I hate these belts though, but all of a sudden I WANTED ONE.

Lol, Mr. Foster shortened the word pronoun the other day and I giggled like a...giggler...yeah, the creative juices aren't flowing right now.

Agh, my phone isn't working and I can't get the pictures from it. Ughstupidphone.

AHH, TOMORROW IS THE CCYO AUDITION. /fail AND THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS THE TIEBREAKER BETWEEN ME AND NICOLE. /doublefail

Srsly, I've really gotten bad at the Viola...But even if I was good, I couldn't shift that high and stay in tune. likeomgitsoundshorriblewheniplay. But at least I'll get to be 2nd chair to Nicole...she's awesome at teh violaz :P

Reading Logs

2009-09-09T18:41:00.004-04:00

They hurt my head.

After working all night on it X_x

andlolwtfatthis:

It was on my calendar, oh lawdy!

Nudity

2009-08-23T18:53:00.002-04:00

Cover yourself up folks. No one's looking.

But yeah, I took that picture after a shower a few days ago because I thought it looked cool. But I had to cover up all the skin. Oh dear.

It's Only Been A Month

2009-08-12T13:42:00.012-04:00

Since I last touched your body.

Hurm. I honestly don't have much to write about.
WAIT, MAYBE I DO :D

School starts soon. You know, I really like that Genie song from SNSD. It's freaking amazing. It's SO AMAZING. IT'S SO GOOD. OH BABY OH BABY.

Hurm...What else...Well, I've been jogging with Josh sporadically. Like, ridiculously sporadic for sure. I mean, it's ridiculous.

I woke up this morning at 5:20 and imagined that I texted him "i did it i woke up" and I sat there waiting for him to reply. To an imaginary message. And then I just stood up like 2 hours later to go to the bathroom and I got this huge head rush and I seriously like stumbled all around my house banging into walls. I WAS SO SCARED. I'VE NEVER STUMBLED BEFORE. OH LORDY LORDY. But I've lost weight. Which makes me happy cause I usually gain weight during the summer from inactivity. But I've been watching what I'm eating...sorta :/ But I'm glad I lost weight a little. It's definitely better than gaining any. I still look the same though X_x

Yeah, but running is definitely going well.

Not.
I get so tired and Josh needs someone better to run with so he's ready for Cross Country D:< But he's gonna lend me his bike [cause mine is being a bitch] and I'll use less energy while he runs. Hehehe.Hurmhurmhurm. Well, I had to get a schedule change because I wasn't put into AP Gov so I'm gonna be in Theatre Arts with AMBAAAA. Yay. [Hopefully. There better not be more than 1 TA period D:<]Let's see...first day-clothespin game. You'll see what I'm talking about. But thanks NDTITANLADY FOR THE IDEA :DHm, what else. I've been watching Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime AND I LOVE IT. It's a really good show and everybody else should watch it because it's the sex. :D But I have so many shows to watch that it's really bad X_xI've been trying to listen to a lot of KPop music this summer because I'm being influenced by my Asian friends Hana and TEON. I was supposed to cover boy bands this summer but I just can't stand a lot of it. But then I only listened to Suju. Hehehe. WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEE~ But like I said, Genie is a sex song and I can't stop listening to it/singing to it/eating it. hwat.Wow, you know, I kept a secret journal since I was in 6th grade but I keep ripping things out because I read it now and laugh at the stuff I used to write. It's kinda strange how much I've changed...or maybe haven't changed. It's strange to read what I wrote just a few years ago. But it's nice. I think I like keeping this blog, but I can't really get personal with it. /teartear DAS OKAY THO, I STILL LIEK IT.Let's see. Hurmhurmhurm. I repeat a lot, don't I o.o So many dot dot dots and let's sees and hurms in this post, it's RIDICKULUS.I haven't practiced the Viola a lot this summer. I called Ms. Stiteler to set a lesson and I was like "Call me back" but I never really mean call me back I mean I'll call you again later. But then if I call back I might seem crazy because I asked to call me back. /paranoid But whatevs, I'm sure if I crackdown once I call her again, I can regain my skills as a semi-decent Violist :/PIANOPIANOPIANO. I wanna learn to play a lot of songs but my fingers just suck. I can use a keyboard for the computer, why can't I hit some black and white keys and make some music. GARAWR.

I'm such a rambling teenager. I wish I had more organized thoughts so this post wouldn't look like hell, but eh~ AIGOO MOLA. I guess I'm out of things to talk about. But then I'll remember something and be like "oh ship".

Oh, and I have a new YouTube account :P I plan on uploading videos whenever I feel like starting. I'll have the house all to myself once school starts with Kevin at school and my mom working but I'd still feel crazy talking to myself. Maybe I'll be funny like kevjumba or communitychannel. /no

AGH, I'M READY FOR SCHOOL TO START BIZNITCHES.

I can't write anymore. BYE BYE HOMIES

Nuff Said?

2009-07-02T22:50:00.005-04:00

Nuff said.

Airy in the Zone-a

2009-06-23T17:23:00.002-04:00

Hallo babies. I'm back.

Random pictures from the trip and other things o.o

Oh what a beautiful picture.

AH, PAT BING SOO. It might look nasty in the picture, but god it was good. BOBA BALLS.

Lame Sedona sign made me laugh :P

omgafewmonthsback, Chocopie was just lying like this. It was so crazy. Notice how his legs are going one way and his head is turned almost all the way. HOLYSHIZ.

Grand Canyon picture :O I wasn't that crazy about it, but it was cool. I watched a HappySlip video that day though, and it was HER AT THE GRAND CANYON. I DID NOT SEE ANY HAPPY SLIP AT THE GRAND CANYON. I totally freaked out when I saw the video though :P I wish I could've met a YouTube celeb D:

Deer we saw on the walk back to our car at the GC :P

Wow, what educational pictures :D And you know what's weird? Bree texted me yesterday night and was like "What're you up to" and I'm like "I just came back from Arizona" and she was like "omgmetoo you're lying" and then I was like "omgnowai im not lying".
Yeah, that was a strange coincidence. :P

WAKKA WAKKA. It's time to lose weight this summer, yah?

Driver's Ed and Other Assorted Bings

2009-06-02T18:27:00.004-04:00

Well, I completed my Behind The Wheel hours on Friday which means I can DRIVE IF I GET MY PERMIT TOMORROW. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.

Well, after hearing about how many kids fail that darn test, I went and Googled things that would help me. I found the BEST DEAL EVER.

Lolwut. FREE...for 39.95 o.o

Anyways, at the Saturday tutoring I ended up playing tennis with Linda. I totally kicked her butt.

AND I DID NOT RELEASE GAS. I THINK LINDA FLATULATED AND TRIED TO BLAME IT ON ME. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER RECALL ANY GAS BEING RELEASED FROM OUR ANUSES. o.o
But anyways.

If Mr. Hump does not stop sending me out of his classroom, I'ma bust some caps. Even though school is almost over. GRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRWARAWRAWRAWRWARWRWRA. Man, I'm just doing this post for no reason :P Me so excited for Arizona. BUT I WORRY ABOUT MY DOGGEH. Poor Chocopie D:

Slowly

2009-05-26T20:31:00.002-04:00

The ultimate adverb : Slowly.

I applied this in English during the beginning of the year in Briaja.

Here's what they say. [Of course, stick slowly in the blanks]

Rena "____" wanted to get a part in her school's production of The Diary of Anne Frank. She was "____" nervous about auditioning and she "____" awaited the day for tryouts. To prepare herself, she went back and "____" studied the role of Anne. "____" she began to understand how it must have felt to live in hiding for so long. She wondered if she could "____" portray the girl who had "____" written the diary.

Rena arrived in the auditorium "____". "____" she looked, she saw other students "____" thumbing through scripts. She "____" watched the first group of students read a scene. "____" her turn came. She "____" hoped that her understanding of the character would come through in her reading. As she began to read the part, she relaxed "____". She "____" enjoyed bringing the play to life.

After her turn, she "____" returned to her seat. She sat "____" waiting to hear the drama teacher's decision. She smiled "____" when she heard the teacher say, "The role of Anne Frank--Rena Ross."

Ah, beautiful. Slowly is truly the best adverb on Earth.

Well, a week-ish ago, I went to the fair with Sylvia and Sarah. Like last year, I got sick with a headache. But I didn't throw up this time. /Lame, lol. But yeah, it was freaking fun. I enjoyed it. I wish I'd stop getting sick though. It kinda SUCKS BUTT.

Me at the salon doing my HAYURRR.

That was fun. My mom was angry because my hair didn't take the color though. WHATEVS.

Yesterday, we went out to my mom's good friend Mr. Ed's house. We went on a boat. I don't remember the last time I was on a boat, because I was a BABY. But yeah, it was really fun. Gloria and Kevin were totally doing their couple-ish stuff and I went TUBING. I almost peed my pants, but THAT'S OKAY. Urine is FINE WITH ME. No, luckily I didn't urinate.

I'm going to Arizona in a few weeks. HURRRAH. I haven't been on a vacation in forever, and this will be super fun. We're gonna stop by the Grand Canyon and all kinds of stuff. I'M GONNA MISS CHOCOPIE THOUGH D: MY BABY. Well, that's all. I really need to update more. I say that all the time--BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. I just set up my phone to blog though, so I'll try during school tomorrow. If I don't forget :P

PISSSSS ON YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE

2009-04-25T13:49:00.001-04:00

That's exactly how I felt when I read this letter:

I DIDN'T REALIZE I PLAYED THE CELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oy. I'm not going anyways =P